If i were a moose. FRED SMALL 2022-11-09

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If I were a moose, I would be a large and majestic animal, living in the forests and wooded areas of North America and Eurasia. I would have a long, muscular body, covered in thick fur to keep me warm in the colder months. My antlers would be impressive, growing larger and more elaborate each year as I age.

As a moose, I would be a herbivore, feeding on a variety of plants and vegetation. I would spend much of my time foraging for food, using my keen sense of smell to locate the freshest and most nutritious plants. I would also have a strong sense of hearing and vision, which would help me to detect potential predators and protect myself from danger.

Despite my size and strength, I would be a peaceful and solitary animal, preferring to spend my time alone or with just a few close companions. I would roam the forest, marking my territory with scent glands on my hooves and antlers. In the fall, I would mate and raise my young, teaching them the skills they need to survive in the wilderness.

If I were a moose, I would have to adapt to a changing world. Climate change and habitat destruction would threaten my way of life, and I would have to work hard to find ways to thrive in a world that is increasingly hostile to my kind. But despite the challenges, I would remain strong and resilient, using my intelligence and determination to overcome any obstacle that came my way.

Ultimately, being a moose would be a rewarding and fulfilling experience. I would have the opportunity to live a life of freedom and independence, roaming the forests and wetlands of the world with grace and power. I would be a true symbol of the wild, a creature that embodies the beauty and strength of nature.

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if i were a moose

He will lead you. Jesus is standing in the valley, in your lowest of lows, and on the mountain top in your highest of highs. Have a great day, and I hope you find your blessed moose. Someone who can save you from yourself? They'd really expected a Holstein bull "For this we toiled before the plow -- You bring home someone who's not even a cow. If I were a moose and you were a cow Would you love me anyhow? They'd really expected a Holstein bull "For this we toiled before the plow You bring home someone who's not even a cow "There's lots of proper stock around Like that nice young Guernsey at Farmer Brown's Or that last one we ridiculed and cursed On second thought you could do worse "But if you think this thing will last Could he learn to moo and eat our grass Shed his antlers in the dirt Could you persuade him to convert? What are you looking for today? But we could not find a moose. Might you permit a goodnight kiss Could you learn to love wet moose lips? There's lot's of proper stock around Like that nice young Guernsey at Farmer Brown's Or that last one we ridiculed and cursed On second thought you could do worse. Would you introduce me to your folks Would you tell your friends, "No moose jokes! Would your grandparents change their will? Would you introduce me to your folks Would you tell your friends, "No moose jokes! Stop and ask for direction in the Word of God.


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If I Were a Moose (March 1995 edition)

if i were a moose

We could not find a moose. Or would you sadly break it off When all the hillside sneered and scoffed "You know those moose are all the same They're lazy, they're stupid, they come from Maine. Would all the herd come on the run And glare until they dropped their guns? Could you learn to love wet moose lips? No more moose hunting. If I were a moose and you were a cow If you were a cow and I were a moose. Peace, contentment, joy, love, acceptance? If I were a moose and you were a cow If you were a cow and I were a moose. If this song really means something special to you, describe your feelings and thoughts. Would you invite me to your club And risk a cruel bovine snub Would you lead me down the receiving line And boldly boast "This moose is mine! Someone who will wrap their arms around you and show you the way? Where are you little Moose? This adorable board book features eye-catching illustrations, simple prose, and tactile panels for kids to enjoy, whether petting the moose's shaggy coat, rubbing his velvety antlers, or grabbing his fuzzy tail.

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If I Were a Moose

if i were a moose

In the loving arms of Jesus. And someday should your milk run dry And farmer stare with baleful eye In dead of night I'd slip your noose And lead you home to the land of moose If I were a moose and you were a cow. Provide quotes to support the facts you mention. If I were a moose and you were a cow If you were a cow and I were a moose. They'd really expected a Holstein bull "For this we toiled before the plow -- You bring home someone who's not even a cow. .

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FRED SMALL

if i were a moose

If hunters came to do me harm Would you hide me in the barn Would all the herd come on the run And glare until they dropped their guns? For ages newborn and up. Might you permit a goodnight kiss Could you learn to love wet moose lips? Might you permit a goodnight kiss Could you learn to love wet moose lips? Would you lead me down the receiving line And boldly boast "This moose is mine! We saw Old Faithful Geyser, climbed the rocks on Needles Highway, fed wild burrows in Custer Park, watched hot air balloons in Jackson Hole, visited water falls in Idaho and watched a remake of a shootout in Deadwood. And someday should your milk run dry And farmer stare with baleful eye In dead of night I'd slip your noose And lead you home to the land of moose If I were a moose and you were a cow. Small Fred I Will Stand Fast If I Were A Moose If I were a moose and you were a cow Would you love me anyhow? Would your grandparents change their will? Don't hesitate to explain what songwriters and singer wanted to say. Would you introduce me to your folks Would you tell your friends "No moose jokes! Or would you sadly break it off When all the hillside sneered and scoffed "You know these moose are all the same They're lazy, they're stupid, they come from Maine" It's true things slip a moose's mind That cows remember all the time Bulbous nose and knobby knees A coat that harbors ticks and fleas But a moose can be a handy thing When hungry wolves come visiting In icy gust of winter storm Our fur is deep and dry and warm And someday should your milk run dry And farmer stare with baleful eye In dead of night I'd slip your noose And lead you home to the land of moose If I were a moose and you were a cow If hunters came to do me harm Would you hide me in the barn Would all the herd come on the run And glare until they dropped their guns? If I were a moose and you were a cow If you were a cow and I were a moose Hey! But if you think this thing will last Could he learn to moo and eat our grass Shed his antlers in the dirt Could you persuade him to convert? A friend who knows all and loves you anyway? If hunters came to do me harm Would you hide me in the barn Would all the herd come on the run And glare until they dropped their guns? In 2005 we took a family trip out west. Would your grandparents change their will? Would you nuzzle up so near And hum sweet cow tunes in my ear? And with our huggable 15"-tall Marty Moose Plush, little ones will love to snuggle up for nap time.

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If I Were A Moose lyrics by Fred Small

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If I were a moose and you were a cow Would you love me anyhow? Would you invite me to your club And risk a cruel bovine snub Would you lead me down the receiving line And boldly boast "This moose is mine! If I Were A Moose, Where Would I Be? But if you think this thing will last Could he learn to moo and eat our grass Shed his antlers in the dirt Could you persuade him to convert? There's lot's of proper stock around Like that nice young Guernsey at Farmer Brown's Or that last one we ridiculed and cursed On second thought you could do worse. In Yellowstone National Park, we saw a grizzly bear, a black bear, tons of elk, herds of buffalo, many prong horn deer, mountain goats, and even a guy that looked like Forest Gump at the end of his long run across America. We visited Mount Rushmore, stayed on a dude ranch in Wyoming, rode horses in the mountains and saw buffalo in Yellowstone National Park. Would you introduce me to your folks Would you tell your friends "No moose jokes! Or would you sadly break it off When all the hillside sneered and scoffed "You know those moose are all the same They're lazy, they're stupid, they come from Maine. .


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